The Hungry In America

Downtrodden, jobless, and hungry – this poor D.C. homeless man manages to snap a pic of First Lady Michelle Obama with what appears to be a Blackberry Pearl. The First Lady graciously took a moment from her duties serving guests to pose and allow for the photo shoot.

After supping on a meal of mushroom risotto, steamed broccoli, fruit salad, apple-carrot muffins (and no doubt imported San Pellegrino), donated by the White House and served by the First Lady. This unfortunate loser in life’s lottery was rumored to have bum shuffled off to his refrigerator box thought to be located beneath the South Capitol Street Bridge. Once safe and sound in his box, we’re told he spent the afternoon watching Oprah on his 52″ Samsung LCD and text messaging his prized photo to his friends at Acorn who more than likely provided him with his government subsidized cell phone.

I wonder what the poor people are doing tonight?